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June 2009 
OMG I thought the full moon was over
Posted on Sep 23rd, 2008
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ayla
ayla
Don't you hate it when you need to hold a laugh in and it just keeps bursting from you anyway? Your body is shaking, little phsssssht sounds are escaping from your tightly closed lips?
Yeah. Me too.
So, someone was asking for a fish tank on freecycle.org. I just happened to have a 55 gallon & a stand with light in a closet in the basement. I offered it several weeks ago and the dude finally came to pick it up with his buddy. As they were carrying it out the door I noticed that the guy's pants were hanging pretty low so I kind of looked away, suppressing a grin. Then he said, "Wait, stop" so I turned around and he was bending over, setting the aquarium down ~ and his pants were at his knees. Either he didn't have underwear on or they went down too. Oh man what a full moon! I tried so hard not to laugh. I went to Ryan and leaned over, hair over face to cover the smile, tried to pet Valentine who was growling, and then Ryan burst into laughter and that was just the end of it for both of us.
Poor guy ran out of here with the goods and never even uttered a thank you.
Yeah. Me too.
So, someone was asking for a fish tank on freecycle.org. I just happened to have a 55 gallon & a stand with light in a closet in the basement. I offered it several weeks ago and the dude finally came to pick it up with his buddy. As they were carrying it out the door I noticed that the guy's pants were hanging pretty low so I kind of looked away, suppressing a grin. Then he said, "Wait, stop" so I turned around and he was bending over, setting the aquarium down ~ and his pants were at his knees. Either he didn't have underwear on or they went down too. Oh man what a full moon! I tried so hard not to laugh. I went to Ryan and leaned over, hair over face to cover the smile, tried to pet Valentine who was growling, and then Ryan burst into laughter and that was just the end of it for both of us.
Poor guy ran out of here with the goods and never even uttered a thank you.
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Just goes to prove those legs go up and make an ass of themselves all the time!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me too…rotflmao!
i am so glad you let it rip!
Aley … that took me a minute to get (brain still fuzzy this morning) and then it came to me and I got the giggles all over again. ha! Hi Mother Mary!
hi ayla,
i've missed you! let's reconnect!
Belts keep your pants up. Everyone is aware of this concept, yes?
But (no pun intended, i swear), seriously, did the guy even notice that his pants had fallen around his ankles? Or did he just kinda waddle outta the basement as fast as his little legs would take him?
oh dear, now I'm giggling all over again! Yes! He noticed his pants were falling down, that's why he said “Wait. Stop.” and was bending over setting the aquarium down which was really his last biggest mistake I think and oh, if only I hadn't looked back to see what the (big) problem was right when he leaned over. oh ha ha ha aha
Banter - I think some people really have forgotten the concept of belts. And the usefulness of underwear too!
<giggle>
Don't you just love a good giggle?
silent……………………………….., suppressing………………………………………….., holding it in………………………………………………, keeping my composure………………………., …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………., bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahhaaahahaaaa
what a sight that is!
thanks ayla. : )
This is so funny, Ayla! what a good laugh….Poor fellow….but so funny! still giggling….
I know! The poor guy, I mean how rude of us, but honestly it was just impossible not to laugh!
Sending love to all of you, seriously, bunches of love! I just can't promise that I won't laugh if your pants fall down, but we'll all laugh together